Wednesday, January 19, 2011

WORLD CUP CRICKET 2011 SCHEDULE

WORLD CUP CRICKET 2011 SCHEDULE

Match
Date
time
Teams
Venue
1
19 Feb
1400
India vs Bangladesh
Dhaka
2
20 Feb
0930
New Zealand vs Kenya
Chennai
3
20 Feb
1430
Sri Lanka vs Canada
Hambantota
4
21 Feb
1400
Australia vs Zimbabwe
Ahmedabad
5
22 Feb
1430
England vs Netherlands
Nagpur
6
23 Feb
1430
Pakistan vs Kenya
Hambantota
7
24 Feb
1430
South Africa vs West Indies
New Delhi
8
25 Feb
1430
Australia vs New Zealand
Nagpur
9
25 Feb
0930
Bangladesh vs Ireland
Dhaka
10
26 Feb
1430
Sri Lanka vs Pakistan
Colombo
11
27 Feb
1430
India vs England
Kolkata
12
28 Feb
1430
West Indies vs Netherlands
New Delhi
13
28 Feb
0930
Zimbabwe vs Canada
Nagpur
14
1 Mar
1430
Sri Lanka vs Kenya
Colombo
15
2 Mar
1430
England vs Ireland
Bangalore
16
3 Mar
0930
South Africa vs Netherlands
Mohali
17
3 Mar
1430
Pakistan vs Canada
Colombo
18
4 Mar
0930
New Zealand vs Zimbabwe
Ahmedabad
19
4 Mar
1430
Bangladesh vs West Indies
Dhaka
20
5 Mar
1430
Sri Lanka vs Australia
Colombo
21
6 Mar
1430
India vs Ireland
Bangalore
22
6 Mar
0930
England vs South Africa
Chennai
23
7 Mar
1430
Kenya vs Canada
New Delhi
24
8 Mar
1430
Pakistan vs New Zealand
Pallekelle
25
9 Mar
1430
India vs Netherlands
New Delhi
26
10 Mar
1430
Sri Lanka vs Zimbabwe
Pallekelle
27
11 Mar
0930
West Indies vs Ireland
Mohali
28
11 Mar
1430
Bangladesh vs England
Chittagong
29
12 Mar
1430
India vs South Africa
Nagpur
30
13 Mar
0930
New Zealand vs Canada
Mumbai
31
13 Mar
1430
Australia vs Kenya
Bangalore
32
14 Mar
130
Pakistan vs Zimbabwe
Pallekelle
33
14 Mar
1430
Bangladesh vs Netherlands
Chittagong
34
15 Mar
1430
South Africa vs Ireland
Kolkata
35
16 Mar
1430
Australia vs Canada
Bangalore
36
17 Mar
1430
England vs West Indies
Chennai
37
18 Mar
1430
Sri Lanka vs New Zealand
Mumbai
38
18 Mar
0930
Ireland vs Netherlands
Kolkata
39
19 Mar
1430
Australia vs Pakistan
Colombo
40
19 Mar
0930
Bangladesh vs South Africa
Dhaka
41
20 Mar
0930
Zimbabwe vs Kenya
Kolkata
42
20 Mar
1430
India vs West Indies
Chennai
43
23 Mar
1430
First Quarterfinal
Dhaka
44
24 Mar
1430
Second Quarterfinal
Colombo
45
25 Mar
1430
Third Quarterfinal
Dhaka
46
26 Mar
1430
Fourth Quarterfinal
Ahmedabad
47
29 Mar
1430
First Semifinal
Colombo
48
30 Mar
1430
Second Semifinal
Mohali
49
02 Apr
1430
FINAL
Mumbai

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

How to make a woman happy!

It is not difficult to make a woman happy. 

A man only needs to be: 

1. a friend 
2. a companion 
3. A Lover 
4. a brother 






5. a father 
6. a master 
7. a chef 
8. an electrician 
9. a carpenter 
10. a plumber 
11. a mechanic 
12. a decorator 
13. a stylist 
14. a sexologist 
15. a gynecologist 
16. a psychologist 
17. a pest exterminator 
18. a psychiatrist 
19. a healer 
20. a good listener 
21. an organizer 
22. a good father 
23. very clean 
24. sympathetic 
25. athletic 
26. warm 
27. attentive 
28. gallant 
29. intelligent 
30. funny 
31. creative 
32. tender 
33. strong 
34. understanding 
35. tolerant 
36. prudent 
37. ambitious 
38. capable 
39. courageous 
40. determined 
41. true 
42. dependable 
43. passionate 
44. compassionate 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 
45. give her compliments regularly 
46. love shopping 
47. be honest 
48. be very rich 
49. not stress her out 
50. not look at other girls 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 
54. Never to forget: 
* birthdays 
* anniversaries 
* arrangements she makes 


NOW HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 
It is a Lot Easier and shorter 


1. Get naked 
2. Bring Food & Alcohol



Thanks: Fantoosh.com

Friday, December 3, 2010

Childish

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morningAlex.'   'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? 'The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.' 
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,
 
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'Which service, the 8:15 or the 10:30 ?'

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Lead a Debt free life

We all dream to achieve our multiple goals in life of buying things such as cars, home and other luxuries by a combination of our own funds and borrowings. Sometimes we go overboard by stretching our budget too far than what we can afford.  
Given below are a few checkpoints that could keep your lives stress-free and eventually make you debt-free even when you are comfortably positioned to achieve your goals.
  • Understanding how much debt /leverage you should take while planning to buy your home/car/holidays
  • Planning your finances that lead you to become debt free?
  • Learning to manage your home/credit card or personal loan account
Here's how you could go about achieving a debt-free life; this is however not an overnight thing. It has to be executed in phases and it will take time, focus to ensure that you reap the desired results.
Assess your problems
This becomes absolutely pertinent to start off on your goal to achieve a debt-free life, it is also important from the perspective of doing some damage control. When things go awry, there is an immediate need to plug the leaks even before digging deeper to analyse the situation.
As part of the problem assessment stage, you will be required to jot down:
  • Who do you owe the money to?
  • How much do you owe?
  • What is the interest rate across each of these loans?
While you do this exercise, you may also make a mental note of which ones to plug first -- the one with the least outstanding amount and with the highest rate of interest should be on your priority list. For example: Credit card overdue, personal loans should be the first ones to knock-off your list.
Change your lifestyle
If you overspend as a habit, it may be time to change your lifestyle. Keeping tab on your expenses can go a long way in enhancing your savings, which can in turn be routed towards loan closures.
Swiping your card may be the easiest thing to do at the petrol bunk, grocery store etc., but as a policy try to use cash for smaller purchases, this will help you keep a tab on how you use your credit card.
It may also help your create a budget and stick to you it in the long haul.
In the wake of getting some luxuries, you could have gone overboard with your EMIs, you may need to conduct a financial feasibility to ensure that you do not have to compromise on your basic needs. On a thumb rule basis, your overall EMI commitment should not be more than 30 per cent of your net earnings.
Need versus want
When you need something, you should have it -- when you want something, you can have it but you can do without it as well. Need arises from necessity, wants arise from desires.
This is a primary question that you should answer while you do your shopping and when you avail your loan as well.
You may aspire for a high-end gadget, although you may not be able to afford the same. This would lead to a scenario, where you borrow and burden yourself with a loan liability, despite the fact that the individual could definitely survive without the product under consideration.
This is a typical situation especially amongst the newbies who land up in jobs with attractive pay packets. There are however, others as well who feel a sense of pride by owning the latest gadgets etc., and they too get caught in a debt trap.
Itemise your highest interest debts
These are typically your credit card overdues, personal loan, car loan -- ones you should gun to pay-off at the earliest, you can choose to make withdrawals from your savings/investments (liquid funds, term deposits, mutual funds etc.,) and lower the monthly outflow.
This can in turn be routed towards some short-term investment plans which can be pulled out to do a pre-closure on another debt with a high interest rate. This will allow you see your progress faster, and will make you feel good after each smaller debt is paid off.
Review your finances thoroughly, crunch the numbers, and see which method would be the most effective for your situation.
Don't borrow to close your outstanding loans
It may seem tempting to borrow at a lower rate to close the loan with a higher rate, but you are only getting into a vicious debt trap, avoid this to the maximum extent. Borrowing interest free amounts from relatives, friends may be a more viable option.
Final word
Paul Clitheroem once wisely quoted, "There are plenty of ways to get ahead. The first is so basic I'm almost embarrassed to say it: spend less than you earn". So true in more than one ways, if only we could satisfy ourselves within our earnings, then this world would be debt-free and ofcourse, many would have to shut down their businesses.
But, on a serious note, any debt should be assumed only after prudently considering financial feasibility.
Key takeaways...
Assess the problem, conduct some immediate damage control
Change your lifestyle, curb your spending habits
Use your credit card prudently
Ascertain whether you need it or want it spend only if you need it
Prioritise your debt and close them out starting with the highest interest rate / lowest outstanding amount

Courtesy: Rediff
Thanks : Anil Rego (In the second part of the 'I Dream' series Anil Rego)
In the first part of this series he explained how you could become a millionaire by 30!