WORLD CUP CRICKET 2011 SCHEDULE

WORLD CUP CRICKET 2011 SCHEDULE

Match	Date	time	Teams	Venue
1	19 Feb	1400	India vs Bangladesh	Dhaka
2	20 Feb	0930	New Zealand vs Kenya	Chennai
3	20 Feb	1430	Sri Lanka vs Canada	Hambantota
4	21 Feb	1400	Australia vs Zimbabwe	Ahmedabad
5	22 Feb	1430	England vs Netherlands	Nagpur
6	23 Feb	1430	Pakistan vs Kenya	Hambantota
7	24 Feb	1430	South Africa vs West Indies	New Delhi
8	25 Feb	1430	Australia vs New Zealand	Nagpur
9	25 Feb	0930	Bangladesh vs Ireland	Dhaka
10	26 Feb	1430	Sri Lanka vs Pakistan	Colombo
11	27 Feb	1430	India vs England	Kolkata
12	28 Feb	1430	West Indies vs Netherlands	New Delhi
13	28 Feb	0930	Zimbabwe vs Canada	Nagpur
14	1 Mar	1430	Sri Lanka vs Kenya	Colombo
15	2 Mar	1430	England vs Ireland	Bangalore
16	3 Mar	0930	South Africa vs Netherlands	Mohali
17	3 Mar	1430	Pakistan vs Canada	Colombo
18	4 Mar	0930	New Zealand vs Zimbabwe	Ahmedabad
19	4 Mar	1430	Bangladesh vs West Indies	Dhaka
20	5 Mar	1430	Sri Lanka vs Australia	Colombo
21	6 Mar	1430	India vs Ireland	Bangalore
22	6 Mar	0930	England vs South Africa	Chennai
23	7 Mar	1430	Kenya vs Canada	New Delhi
24	8 Mar	1430	Pakistan vs New Zealand	Pallekelle
25	9 Mar	1430	India vs Netherlands	New Delhi
26	10 Mar	1430	Sri Lanka vs Zimbabwe	Pallekelle
27	11 Mar	0930	West Indies vs Ireland	Mohali
28	11 Mar	1430	Bangladesh vs England	Chittagong
29	12 Mar	1430	India vs South Africa	Nagpur
30	13 Mar	0930	New Zealand vs Canada	Mumbai
31	13 Mar	1430	Australia vs Kenya	Bangalore
32	14 Mar	130	Pakistan vs Zimbabwe	Pallekelle
33	14 Mar	1430	Bangladesh vs Netherlands	Chittagong
34	15 Mar	1430	South Africa vs Ireland	Kolkata
35	16 Mar	1430	Australia vs Canada	Bangalore
36	17 Mar	1430	England vs West Indies	Chennai
37	18 Mar	1430	Sri Lanka vs New Zealand	Mumbai
38	18 Mar	0930	Ireland vs Netherlands	Kolkata
39	19 Mar	1430	Australia vs Pakistan	Colombo
40	19 Mar	0930	Bangladesh vs South Africa	Dhaka
41	20 Mar	0930	Zimbabwe vs Kenya	Kolkata
42	20 Mar	1430	India vs West Indies	Chennai
43	23 Mar	1430	First Quarterfinal	Dhaka
44	24 Mar	1430	Second Quarterfinal	Colombo
45	25 Mar	1430	Third Quarterfinal	Dhaka
46	26 Mar	1430	Fourth Quarterfinal	Ahmedabad
47	29 Mar	1430	First Semifinal	Colombo
48	30 Mar	1430	Second Semifinal	Mohali
49	02 Apr	1430	FINAL	Mumbai

How to make a woman happy!

It is not difficult to make a woman happy. 

A man only needs to be: 

1. a friend 
2. a companion 
3. A Lover 
4. a brother 

5. a father 
6. a master 
7. a chef 
8. an electrician 
9. a carpenter 
10. a plumber 
11. a mechanic 
12. a decorator 
13. a stylist 
14. a sexologist 
15. a gynecologist 
16. a psychologist 
17. a pest exterminator 
18. a psychiatrist 
19. a healer 
20. a good listener 
21. an organizer 
22. a good father 
23. very clean 
24. sympathetic 
25. athletic 
26. warm 
27. attentive 
28. gallant 
29. intelligent 
30. funny 
31. creative 
32. tender 
33. strong 
34. understanding 
35. tolerant 
36. prudent 
37. ambitious 
38. capable 
39. courageous 
40. determined 
41. true 
42. dependable 
43. passionate 
44. compassionate 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 
45. give her compliments regularly 
46. love shopping 
47. be honest 
48. be very rich 
49. not stress her out 
50. not look at other girls 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 
54. Never to forget: 
* birthdays 
* anniversaries 
* arrangements she makes 


NOW HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 
It is a Lot Easier and shorter 

1. Get naked 
2. Bring Food & Alcohol


Thanks: Fantoosh.com