Beware do not answer every question of Wife

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!


WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'


HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.


WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?'
HUSBAND: .......?


WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'


HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'


WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'


HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'


WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'


HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'


WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'


HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'


WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'


HUSBAND: 'No, her size is 6.'


WIFE: -- silence .......


HUSBAND: 'shit'..