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TAMIL JOKES:
*Whats the opposite of Go-palakrishnan? - Come-palakrishnan.
*What is the opposite of Subramaniam Swamy? - Subramaniam Didn't See Me.
*How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? - Ready...Steady...PO
*What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? - Rangamannar Rangarajan.
*How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl? - ivan Lendl (Ivan 'he' in Tamil).
*What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan ? - Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or wont it stand?)
*What is the difference between Kunnankudi Vaidyanathan and Gandhi? One is a violanist, the other is a non-violanist!
MALAYALEE JOKES:
*What do you call an amazing Malayalee? - Pheno Menon.
*What do you call a dashing Malayalee? - Debo Nair.
*What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? - Kutty Sark.
*Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral? Four to carry the coffin and one person to carry the wo-in-one.
*Why did the Malayalee cross the road? To join the trade union on the other side.
MAHARASHTRIAN JOKES:
*What is a gay Maharashtrian called? - Deccan Queen
*What do you call a modern Maharashtrian? - Western Ghat (GE).
*Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa?' - Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
*What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian? - Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.
GUJJU JOKES:
*Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman? Because his name was 'Ben'Kingsley.
*Why does the Gujju go to London? To see his Big Ben.
*Why does the Gujju take a 2-in-1 to the bathroom? Because his mom said that water came out of the tape (tap)
*Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea? Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)
*What is a Gujju picnic called? A snake in the grass
*Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy? If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent *(important).
*Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? - Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
*What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon? - His son failed in statistics.
*Maro dikro Dubai gayo? - My son drowned.
*Why was the Gujju stacking up pennies on the day before exams? - He wanted to get cent-par-cent.
*Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv ? - Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
*What do you call a knee less gujju ? - Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
BENGALI JOKES:
*An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong Bong
*A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee
*An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee
*An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu
*A Bengali who works? A work of fiction
*A Bengali marriage? Bedding
*A Bengali voyeur? Keyhollo
*A mad Bengali? In Sen (insane)
*A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha
*A Bengali mobster? Robin Ganguli
*A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass
*A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla
*What s bigger than the state of Bengal? The Bay of Bengal
*Whats the opposite of Go-palakrishnan? - Come-palakrishnan.
*What is the opposite of Subramaniam Swamy? - Subramaniam Didn't See Me.
*How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? - Ready...Steady...PO
*What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? - Rangamannar Rangarajan.
*How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl? - ivan Lendl (Ivan 'he' in Tamil).
*What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan ? - Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or wont it stand?)
*What is the difference between Kunnankudi Vaidyanathan and Gandhi? One is a violanist, the other is a non-violanist!
MALAYALEE JOKES:
*What do you call an amazing Malayalee? - Pheno Menon.
*What do you call a dashing Malayalee? - Debo Nair.
*What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? - Kutty Sark.
*Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral? Four to carry the coffin and one person to carry the wo-in-one.
*Why did the Malayalee cross the road? To join the trade union on the other side.
MAHARASHTRIAN JOKES:
*What is a gay Maharashtrian called? - Deccan Queen
*What do you call a modern Maharashtrian? - Western Ghat (GE).
*Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa?' - Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
*What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian? - Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.
GUJJU JOKES:
*Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman? Because his name was 'Ben'Kingsley.
*Why does the Gujju go to London? To see his Big Ben.
*Why does the Gujju take a 2-in-1 to the bathroom? Because his mom said that water came out of the tape (tap)
*Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea? Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)
*What is a Gujju picnic called? A snake in the grass
*Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy? If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent *(important).
*Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? - Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
*What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon? - His son failed in statistics.
*Maro dikro Dubai gayo? - My son drowned.
*Why was the Gujju stacking up pennies on the day before exams? - He wanted to get cent-par-cent.
*Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv ? - Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
*What do you call a knee less gujju ? - Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
BENGALI JOKES:
*An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong Bong
*A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee
*An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee
*An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu
*A Bengali who works? A work of fiction
*A Bengali marriage? Bedding
*A Bengali voyeur? Keyhollo
*A mad Bengali? In Sen (insane)
*A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha
*A Bengali mobster? Robin Ganguli
*A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass
*A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla
*What s bigger than the state of Bengal? The Bay of Bengal
